The Children Of Ankh Series Universe

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Meet Kayn Brighton

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Fantasy adventure, magical realism, non-stop action with laughter, tears and a coming of age paranormal romance that will capture every reader's heart. A story of a teenage girl who overcomes tragedy and evolves into something she never knew possible as her immortal destiny comes to light. This paranormal fantasy will leave you breathless as it takes you through the darkness and leads you back out into the secret world of immortality triggered by choices in the afterlife.

 

         The end of her life is only the beginning of her story.

 

     Would you live your life differently if you knew you were going to be corrected from this world after your sixteenth birthday? You and your twin sister were never meant to be born. There will be nowhere to run. No place to hide. You won't even know they're coming. Do you have what it takes to survive your Correction? Could you leave your humanity behind? If the answer is yes, then hold on tight, it's going to be one hell of a ride!

     

     The monster hadn't come for her during the night as she'd imagined a monster would when she was small. Those were the childhood rules. You only ever had to be afraid of monsters in the dark. Now that Kayn was grown up, she understood that anyone could be a monster on the inside.

 

Warning

The information contained within this book is not intended for mere mortals. Reading this book may inadvertently trigger your Correction. If you show great bravery during your demise, you may be given a second chance at life by one of the three Guardians of the in-between. For your soul's protection, you must join one of three Clans of immortals on earth. You are totally still reading this, aren't you? You've got this. Welcome to the Children Of Ankh Series Universe.

This series is what would happen if Hunger games and Divergent hooked up and had a baby!

     A comic romp through the afterlife with three Clans of naughty certifiably insane antiheroes who battle while collecting partially immortal teenagers as they survive the exterminations of their family lines on their sixteenth year. If they've impressed the Guardians of the in-between with their bravery, they shall be granted a second chance at life as sacrificial lambs for the greater good. They must join one of three Clans of immortals living on earth and can be stolen at random by any other Clan until their eighteenth birthday. Plot twist...To prove their partially mortal brains are capable of grasping immortality, they will be dropped into an Immortal Testing, which is basically a simulation of their own personal hells. Like rats in a maze made of nightmares and other ghastly depraved thoughts best left locked behind those mortal happy place filters, they must come out mentally intact after being murdered in thousands of increasingly creative ways. 

 

    She had never coveted the role of princess. She'd always wanted to be the hero. 

 

This One Time At Immortal Camp...
 It's like a thousand ways to die with dark comedy and scenes that will make you blush. There also may be cannibalism, dinosaurs, rat spiders, tar lizards and stone lions that hack up ice loogies. Welcome to Immortal Testing.
     An exhilarating paranormal fantasy, romance, action-adventure, magical realism thrill ride. You'll be weak in knees swooning and on the edge of your seat cheering as a trio of newcomers begin training for their Immortal Testing. Time is running out. Soon, they will be dropped into a floating crypt the size of New York city in another world full of their worst nightmares, where they must die thousands of times to prove they're capable of being Immortal.  
 This is not a fairy tale. This is a nightmare.  This writer takes you on an epic dark comic romp through the afterlife in with three Clans of naughty certifiably insane antiheroes in these books. Enjoy the ride.  

 

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She wanted to destroy everything good and right for it was all a lie...

Fresh out of Science Fiction majesty of the Immortal Testing, our Paranormal Fantasy antiheroes have been killed thousands of times in increasingly ghoulish ways, to prove themselves capable of being Immortal. Dark Comedy ensues with scenes that will make you blush and bust a gut laughing. Welcome to Clan Ankh. Take a trip into the metaphysical, spiritual world with these endearing paranormal antiheroes and wickedly titillating warriors. This will be unlike anything you've ever read.

     Traumatized after being killed thousands of times in increasingly ghoulish ways, to prove themselves capable of being Immortal, Kayn has become a Dragon, capable of shutting her emotions off, and Zach has been made her Handler. They are brought to another world of Third Tiers to celebrate their victory, where Second Tiered souls are slaves and amusement for the pure-blooded Immortals. Famous mortals are kidnapped, cloned and dumped into a jungle full of dinosaurs to be bet on for sport. If they last seven days, they are granted domestic jobs in this world where kings are evil men and the heroes of earth, are merely entertainment. After the drama of the banquet, they are immediately put back to work. Dark Comedy ensues as they are thrown into the deep end by their leader. The five new Ankh must sink or swim as they find their way through emerging powers and new dynamics. With Romance, thrilling adventure and comedy that will keep you giggling, the new Ankh start their forever jobs.  

 

     Warning: The information contained within this book is not intended for mere mortals. Reading this book may inadvertently trigger your Correction. If you show great bravery during your demise, you may be given a second chance at life by one of the three Guardians of the in-between. For your soul's protection, you must join one of three clans of immortals on earth. You are totally still reading this, aren't you? You've got this. Welcome to the Children Of Ankh Series Universe. This is not a fairy tale. This is a nightmare. Let's do this. 

 

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Buckle up, dark fantasy lovers. The Daughters Of Seth Prophecy has officially begun. Get ready for murder, mayhem, side-splitting laughs and naughty behaviour. 

 We delve deeper into the magical realism of the Afterlife, fighting things that go bump in the night. With the bombshell of their Guardian paternity sinking in, the Dragons of Ankh have been told Second Tier rules no longer apply. What could go wrong? Zach and Kayn are figuring out the Dragon Handler bond. Her sexy connection with Frost is undeniable, and her Ex is in her head, literally. Dragon shenanigans commence, and they find themselves on a Dragon Handler Road Trip slash immortal timeout. Dark comedy ensues as their paternity puts the Dragons on every supernatural creature’s hit list. It’s a #HardKnockAfterlife  

He whispered, “What’s a nice girl like you doing in a trunk like this?”
“Plotting the death of the driver,” she answered.

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Meet Lexy of Ankh

 A female dark fantasy antihero! Let your freak flag fly! 

She’s a bat shit feral hitwoman for a Clan of immortals, and sometimes just a girl in love with a boy destined to be her Handler. The only thing standing between them is cannibalism and intimacy induced amnesia. What could go wrong?

     No matter how far she ventured from this farm, she would always be the monster created within its walls of timber and shame. They would see what she really was. She was a murderer, a psychopath and a victim. She was all three of those things. 

  

     She slept a dreamless sleep free of Dragons for she had slain them once again.

    So, I wandered into the wilderness on the whim of an Oracle to find an aggressively violent girl. I’ve broken my leg, I’m stuck in a bear trap, and she appears to be starving. I’m not going to lie; I’m feeling a little uncomfortable.

  

     Forces of nature do not bend to the will of fate, they evolve.

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Lexy of Ankh is unapologetically feral! 

A female dark fantasy ass-kicking antihero! 

You'll be all in so fast you won't even have time to raise your freak flag. I was so morbidly fascinated by this character I couldn't stop reading. This book was an all-nighter. The love scenes are... you'll see. I may be blushing for a week. You just have to read it. You'll be jumping up and down cheering. There is nothing like this series. 

In book two of our ass-kicking antihero side series, Lexy of Ankh embraces her duties as a hit-man for Clan Ankh. Her Handler has intimacy induced amnesia. She's accidentally started something with a member of her Clan and temptation awaits at every turn.

     Foreplay between Dragons, that's what this was... 

     She'd always despised Tiberius with every inch of her being, but lately, his presence sparked something undeniable within her. If she acted on this dark attraction, the shit show would be gloriously epic. Self-destructive was her factory setting, and her Handler was in dire need of a reality check. She was so tempted. 

 

It didn't seem fair that she hadn't ever been a normal girl, but fair wasn't a word in the immortal dictionary. It's a wishy-washy word for whiny mortals, and she was bitch-slapping her afterlife.

     

    The Immortal Testing survivours begin their afterlives. In another world where restrooms are death traps and cloning famous mortals for entertainment is a thing, reckless choices are made after a dark plot twist. As the dust from shit show settles, we find ourselves back on Earth in the daily immortal grind with temptations to quench, Corrections to witness and demons to destroy. It's a hard knock afterlife but at least she was having fun. 

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A middle-grade spin-off series.

Meet Owen Steinbeck

Owen Steinbeck was an awkward thirteen-year-old girl with ghostly backup...What could go wrong? 

 

Owen awoke to the sound of Darth Vader's rhythmic heavy breathing. A very cool birthday gift or so she’d thought at the time. It had easily taken her half of the night to fall asleep and it felt like only five minutes had elapsed since she’d managed to tune out the droning voices in her head and closed her eyes. No, no, no…I don’t want to get up. Owen misjudged her swing for the snooze button and yanked on the cord. Darth landed right on her face. It hurt like hell. She covered her eye as she wandered over to look at the damage in the mirror. That was going to leave a mark. When your morning starts with a black eye from Darth Vader, you just know the Sith is going to hit the fan. This day was going to suck.

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Lexy of Ankh is unapologetically feral! 

A female dark fantasy ass-kicking antihero!

She's a hitwoman for a Clan of immortals, and sometimes just a girl in love with a boy, destined to be her Handler. The only thing standing between them is cannibalism and intimacy induced amnesia.

Buckle up, dark fantasy lovers. The Daughters Of Seth Prophecy has officially begun. Get ready for murder, mayhem, side-splitting laughs and naughty behaviour. Orin was surprisingly fine with being her relief pitcher. Tiberius was becoming impossible to resist, and Grey was boiling rabbits in the backyard, jealous. What could go wrong? 

Lexy's body and soul had always belonged to her Handler, but in the last couple of months, she'd gone from one prospect to three. She'd never found herself in this position. Grey had been everything to her for so long. She adored him, but he'd been spelt to forget intimacy between them as he slept. She would always remember every heartbreaking detail of the nights they spent professing their love. Knowing it wasn't his fault, didn't make his jealousy easier to digest. He was only ever reacting to half of the story. After forty years by Grey's side, she was ready to find a physical connection that would still be there in the light of a new day. This was something she could never have with Grey. 

  She'd accidentally started something with Orin. He was a good friend and undeniably great in the sack, but he'd been in a long-term relationship, and by long term, she meant with the same girl on and off for a thousand years. At this moment, neither one could promise more than drama-free shelter from the storm of their endless duties. Being a thousand years old gave Orin a good grasp on the realities of attractions left unfulfilled. He'd made it clear he had no intention of getting into anything more serious than booty calls and flirtations until she'd closed her book of unknowns. He was all for her taking a night to see Tiberius's chapter through till its end. 

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